The Naked House Boy will have his flaccid penis measured for length and circumference weekly to monitor for changes in health or size, and measurement data will be accurately charted and maintained for future reference.

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The House Boy will have his flaccid penis measured for length and circumference every week to monitor for changes in size or condition that may affect health or required activities like exercise and work safety. The Weekly Penis Measurement, which by nature includes simultaneous inspection of the genital region, is a repetitive scheduled duty that takes place at a pre-assigned time every seven days, regardless of who may be present and could observe. Penile measurement may be scheduled concurrently with any physical inspection or other Body Part Measurements like height, weight, and scrotum circumference at the Master’s option.  

Protocol for the Weekly Penis Inspection calls for the House Boy to be standing in the Report Position (See below, Rule #211) with Clasp Hands (See below, Rule #8) while his penis hangs naturally flaccid at room temperature. An initial measurement using a cloth tape is taken of penis length to the nearest eighth of an inch, followed by a brief examination of the penile shaft to ensure there isn’t an epidermal or another issue that might rule out the safe measurement of circumference, The gape is then wrapped snugly around the penile shaft to measure the circumference, followed by a secondary measurement of penile length for confirmation. The Weekly Penis Measurement concludes with a secondary measurement of circumference, and the two sets of data are evaluated or averaged to determine the official Weekly Penis Measurement to the nearest eighth of an inch. Data regarding environmental conditions like temperature or activity (such as a recent shower) are noted for reference.  

Protocol for the Weekly Penis Measurement calls for one end of the cloth measuring tape measure to be placed at the pubic bone atop the penile shaft, allowing gravity feed to follow the marked lines on the tape to the longest point of the penis near the urethra or foreskin. For some House Boys who are negatively blessed, the tape may need to be physically held against the shaft by the Master or a volunteer to determine the accurate length. The cloth tape is then wrapped around the shaft at its widest point to determine the circumference. If cloth tape is not available, a piece of paper or string can be used and marked for measurement by a ruler or other device afterward. If the penis is flaccid but unnaturally withdrawn, it may be necessary to make a quick tug on the meatus to achieve maximum natural length before recording the measurement.  

In the example photo, a flaccid penis length of 5 3/8 inches would be recorded by the House Boy in his journal. In the event a House Boy presents with a penis that is not substantially flaccid, an Erect Penis Measurement will be conducted and recorded, and the House Boy is subject to discipline for failure to follow protocol. Erect Penis Measurements are not scheduled duty and are never planned, but are the only way to take a measurement when a House Boy so presents in violation of protocol. Any House Boy who loses his flaccid status after a proper initial measurement of his penile length will be subject to either an Erect Penis Inspection (and discipline) or intervention to return his penis to flaccid status for proper measurement, at Master’s option.  

In the event that a House Boy is away from home at the scheduled time of the Weekly Penis Measurement, this duty will be postponed until an appropriate time and location or until after the House Boy returns home. Any change of time, location, or conditions of measurement will be so noted in the documentation. To ensure the accuracy of measurements, no one other than Master will be allowed to conduct any penis measurement unless they have previously observed a completed Weekly Penis Measurement in its entirety. A House Boy who is wearing Master’s Flaccidator (See below, Rule #96) shall have it removed prior to any measurements.

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Rule 088A-B — Weekly Penis Measurement (Flaccid)  
Classified: Inspection Protocols  
Classified: Health & Fitness 
Previously: Rule 088-B — Weekly Penis Measurement (Flaccid)