The Naked House Boy may be required to order and pickup pizzas and other to-go refreshments on an as needed basis, and to serve these refreshments while naked to the Master and his guests.

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The Master enjoys fine dining and the better things in life.

The Master also enjoys pizza.

Pizza is the Master’s junk food pleasure, and the House Boy will be assigned to order pizza at random times and often on short notice, especially when house guests are present or expected, even when the House Boy is unaware of who may be invited or expected to visit. Naked Pizza Delivery is traditional here.

House Boys who are licensed to drive will be required to order and pick up pizzas and other to-go refreshments on an as-needed basis. The House Boy will be permitted two items of clothing of the Master’s choice for this task, to comply with health regulations that require shirts and shoes— and no nudity of course — at locations that cook and serve food. The usual protocol for Getting Dressed (Rule #145) must be complied with before leaving, and the House Boy will undress when he returns (in a discreet area outside) before ‘delivering’ the pizza and refreshments naked and uncovered to the waiting guests inside. Footwear and a cap are permitted.

Guests who ask to accompany the House Boy on a pizza run will be permitted to do so at the Master’s discretion. When someone offers to drive with the House Boy as a ride-along, the Master will either politely decline the offer or allow the House Boy to choose whether to drive or ride. If the choice of ‘ride’ is selected, the driver of the vehicle will be considered a Temporary Co-Master for the duration of the pizza run, with the appropriate rights and responsibilities according to protocol. This includes the right to report all violations of rules by the House Boy and to administer a Level One Spanking after completion of the trip if warranted.

in the example photo, House Boy Shane returns from a pizza run, undressing outside before carrying the hot lunch indoors for visitors who happened to arrive while he was away. The guests are happy to see him, and one makes a joke about ‘something hot and tasty walking through the door’. A first-time visitor laughs and asks the House Boy if he always delivers the pizza naked, and Shane gently replies, “Yes, it’s a courtesy thing around here”. The guest laughs again, opening the pizza box with wide eyes and says, “Sweet. I like a little sausage and olives.” House Boy Shane is careful not to act upset or say anything snarky because doing so could be interpreted as being disrespectful to a guest, which is a serious breach of protocol.

The Master does not permit pizza with dead fish to be brought into his home or any of his vehicles at any time.

No anchovies.

No dead fish.

Violation of this protocol — whether accidental or intentional — is punishable with a Level Three Spanking for insubordination.

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Rule 021-B — Duties and Chores — Naked Pizza Delivery
Classified: Household Duties