Master enjoys fine dining and the better things in life.

Master also likes pizza.

Pizza is Master’s junk food pleasure, and the Naked House Boy will be assigned to order pizza at random times and often on short notice, especially when guests are present or even when guests have been invited without the boy’s knowledge. Naked Pizza Delivery is traditional in Master’s home.

House Boys who are licensed to drive will be required to order and pick up pizzas and other to-go refreshments on an as-needed basis. The boy will be permitted footwear and two pieces of clothing of Master’s choice for this task, to comply with health regulations requiring shirts and shoes in places that cook or serve food. The usual rules for getting dressed must be complied with when leaving, and when the boy returns he is required to undress in a private area outside and then bring the pizza and other items inside the front door while naked and uncovered, regardless of who may be present and could observe.

Guests who ask to accompany the house boy on a pizza run will be permitted to do so at the Master’s discretion. When a guest offers to drive and have the House Boy ride along for a pizza run, Master will either decline the offer politely or ask the boy if he prefers to drive or ride along. Should the House Boy choose to ride along, the driver of the vehicle will be considered Temporary Co-Master for the duration of the pizza run, with rights and responsibilities described in these rules including the right to enforce discipline upon return.

In the example photo, the Naked House Boy has just returned from a pizza run to Papa Johns. Although he properly undressed before entering the house and the other guests are pleased with his arrival, the boy is in violation of the Nudity Rule because he is allowing the pizza boxes to cover the body parts that everyone wants to see. Pizza night is a celebratory event and everyone deserves to see the House Boy’s “pepperoni and olives”. Punishment is a single swat Level One Spanking for every person present when the boy violates the rule.