‘Anonymous’ submits this photo as he handsomely poses in the beverage aisle of what appears to be a very progressive grocery store. The Master would enjoy shopping here since the dress code seems so… uh.. relaxed. In fact, it’s just like the dress code for House Boys at the Master’s home: Naked, with ‘appropriate’ footwear optional. The footwear would be required for the Master’s House Boy while driving to and from the store, due to a quirky California law that outlaws driving while barefoot (See below, Rule #13). 

The boy in the photo is filling a store-provided plastic carrier instead of carry-from-home bags as we are now starting to use here in the Pacific Coast (See below, Rule #72). It looks like he has the equivalent of two small bags of groceries so far, which would translate to a couple of quick swats on his bare behind as a reminder to bring bags from home when he returns to shop next time.

Since the boy has stopped right in front of the juice section, would anyone like some fresh squeezed?

Thank You, Anonymous, for 'Juicing Up’ our Tumblr browsing today. You can do our shopping anytime!