The House Boy is responsible for resolving all parking issues when traveling with the Master, including feeding any parking meters, paying or arranging to pay any fees or fines, locating empty spaces either manually or using apps when available, and paying bridge or highway tolls either as needed or via app or device. The Master will provide a credit or debit card for this use and petty cash for feeding meters that do not take cards.

In the example photo, the Naked House Boy is feeding a parking meter before a dinner outing in San Francisco. The boy is naked because public nudity used to be legal in San Francisco until just a couple of years ago. Sadly, the law was changed after public complaints – led by a Supervisor by the name of Weiner – and public nudity is now only allowed at certain events, like the World Naked Bike Ride.

The Master’s House Boy is never required to be naked at any place where nudity is not legal or traditional, and the tradition in San Francisco has now changed. For future outings, the boy would be issued sufficient clothing to meet the local dress code, even though the photo allows us to fondly remember how things used to be.. when the House Boy was naked for all to see.. before Weiner’s weiners… covered up all the weiners… in the City By The Bay.