The Naked Houseboy is responsible for obeying many reasonable Rules And Protocols and a single Unreasonable Rule with an equally unreasonable punishment for violation as a reminder of Master’s authority vested by these numbered rules, and under this Unreasonable Rule the Houseboy must properly consume one daily ‘potato chip or corn chip’ (if offered or instructed) and do so while only completely naked and standing or walking upon outdoor dirt or vegetation regardless of circumstances, and may be disciplined up to and including an Enhanced Level Three Spanking swat for each improperly consumed chip.