The Naked Houseboy may be awarded Thank You Certificates for meeting specific criteria or attempting positive activities beyond expectations, and any earned Certificate may be displayed on the kitchen refrigerator until redeemed, unless such notice is withdrawn or cancelled due to any obvious misbehavior like Unnecessary Wasting Energy (Rule #250) by loitering in front of both open refrigerator doors while pondering which snack selection to grab on a warm summer afternoon.

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Rule 220C-M — Special Privileges (Thank You Certificates)
Classified: XIII - Master’s Philosophy