Becoming a Pussyboy, Step #1: Train that pussy.
You want to be a better pussyboy? Here’s your first step: get some toys. Everyone’s got an asshole. Training it to be a boypussy takes a little work. Here’s what you’ll need:
- An above-average sized dildo (e.g. 8″ by 6″).
- Silicone lube.
- A butt plug a half-inch or two thicker than your dildo (e.g. 2″ diameter, at its widest).
- Something to clean out your cunt.
- Poppers (optional)
Luckily, it’s fun. And it’s more fun the more you do it—that’s why you’ve got to practice. Get yourself a dildo that seems just a little too big. Bigger than most dicks you’re likely to take. Say, eight inches and a bit thicker than average. That’s eight inches insertable, by the way, so don’t get mixed up and get something that’s eight inches including the suction cup, balls and all that. You’re gonna want it eight inches deep. I recommend one with a suction cup, too, and I’ll tell you why: the shower.
If you’ve ever played with your cunt or been fucked in the shower, you know the steam makes your hole more supple than ever. Our goal is to get you that supple all the time. And I mean limber, not loose; a common misconception is that if you play with your pussy too much, it’ll get loose. Wrong. Does a gymnast’s leg flop around ‘cuz they’ve done the splits too much? No—but they’re a lot more flexible than you and I. Same thing with a well-trained cunt. Train enough, and you’ll be able to take your man’s dick balls-deep in one stroke without flinching, but he’ll still get the same snug ride he wants. And he’ll love that pussy even more—trust me.
So here’s what you do. Get your pussy ready. Get in the shower, and let things steam up and relax for a little while. Next, stick that dildo up on the wall, lube it up—silicone, so it doesn’t wash away—and sit back on it. Here’s where poppers might come in handy if you’re really tight, but assuming you didn’t get a really giant dong then you should be okay if you just relax. Fuck yourself. It might be uncomfortable at first, but persevere. Fuck yourself balls-deep. Focus on the pleasure it’s giving your pussy. If it feels right, give yourself a little pep-talk. Come on, pussyboy. You can do better than that. Let me in your cunt. Open up, bitch.
The first time you take this on, you might not get far. That’s fine. The key is to practice often—make it part of your regular shower routine, when you’ve got the time. Sooner or later, you’ll reach a point where you realize there’s no discomfort anymore. It just feels good. Now your hole is in a pussy-like state. We’ve got to train it to stay like that.
You know what’s next. Got that plug handy? Push it in. It’s gonna feel strange at first, but go with it. Get out of the shower, dry off, do your thing. Keep it in fifteen minutes. Next time, half an hour. Next time, an hour. Practice popping the plug in and out, here and there, to train your pussy to open up as needed. Keep it in that pussy-state.
Keep this up, and within a few weeks you’ll find that, as soon as you hit that steam in the shower, your pussy knows—and it just limbers up. You’ll feel a difference. You might see one too. You’ll notice that it goes back to its usual state after a little while, but it won’t take much—say, a top stud eating out your hole—to get your pussy ready for a fucking. Now it’s not just a hole. That’s a full-fledged boycunt.
Good work, pussyboy. Keep me posted on your progress.