The Howls Command is a Combination Command (Rule #352) which Master may use when a friend or guest is present to trigger a surprise inspection requiring the Houseboy to immediately face the nearest wall and place both hands flat upon it while simultaneously spreading his legs and feet wider than his shoulders to allow full body view from behind, thus the acronym Howls for “Hands On Wall Legs Spread” which is sternly articulated and sometimes causes an astonished Houseboy to spontaneously wail or cry because he wasn’t expecting an embarrassing physical inspection while this particular friend or guest is nearby and is able to clearly observe.

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Note: When used away from home, the Houseboy must immediately remove all clothing without physical resistance or delay, but any verbal pleading or cries is ignored and not punishable.

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Rule 185C-M — Howls Command
Classified: III - Verbal and Non-Verbal Commands
Acronym: Howls Command - Hands On Wall Legs Spread