The Naked House Boy may be assigned Chauffeur And Driving Responsibilities — including shopping and running errands — and will be permitted clothing to comply with all dress codes while he is off-property and away from the Master’s home.

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House Boys who are licensed to drive will be assigned Chauffeur And Driving Responsibilities at the Master’s scheduling and instruction. This includes driving with or without the Master as a passenger for errands and shopping. One day per week is designated for grocery shopping, with purchases to be made from a list of needed items. Another day each week is designated for non-grocery purchases which are available at retail outlets like Target. The House Boy will usually make these shopping trips alone, though Master may accompany newly collared House Boys to provide guidance with brand and size preferences. If Master chooses to drive, the House Boy may be assigned a secondary chore like making dinner reservations or completing another needed task.

Driving responsibilities may also include occasional or unscheduled errands like mailing a package, purchasing items between scheduled shopping days, or Naked Pizza Delivery (See below, Rule #21). The House Boy may be instructed to pick up, drop off, or otherwise chauffeur somebody else locally at Master’s instruction. Examples of this include picking up friends at the airport or rescuing another House Boy whose vehicle is in the shop or broke down. A House Boy may also be assigned to chauffeur Master for out-of-area vacation or holiday travel to beaches, resorts, and similar venues.

Weekly grocery and non-grocery shopping usually take 1-2 hours each, and the House Boy will be excused from other duties at home during these trips. The Master will provide sufficient clothing or covering to meet all dress codes for the expected shopping venues, though nudity may still be required on the Master’s property when coming or going. The House Boy is not permitted to wear underclothing or underwear while off property unless specific permission is granted or authorized by separate protocol.

Valet Service is included in the House Boy’s Chauffeur and Driving Responsibilities, and he may be required to assist visitors with parking of vehicles at home events like pool parties and barbeques, and to shuttle vehicles on and off the property for miscellaneous tasks like a backyard car wash or to free up on-street parking. The House Boy will carry and use a towel for seating on guest vehicles. Nudity is otherwise required during Valet Service, though the House Boy is permitted Minimal Clothing to remain legal when he needs to wander within view of or onto the public street. Appropriate footwear is optional when driving.

Default protocol when leaving the property calls for the Naked House Boy to first place his assigned clothing inside the designated vehicle. When the House Boy is ready to actually drive off the property, he then moves the vehicle to the furthest point where nudity can not be observed from off the property and then exits the vehicle to properly dress for departure. Upon return, the protocol is reversed with the House Boy temporarily parking the vehicle at the first point where he can not be seen from the street, then undressing and stowing his clothing in the vehicle, before moving it to the final parking place and going inside. During inclement weather, the House Boy is permitted to dress and undress in the back seat of the vehicle, but never in the front seat because doing so could accidentally knock the vehicle into gear. Master may designate exceptions to this protocol at his discretion.

The proper use of safety belts is required at all times when operating a vehicle on a public street or right of way, and at all times when operating any vehicle not registered to Master or the House Boy himself. Persons who are designated as Temporary Masters are not permitted to override nor excuse safety belt requirements. The House Boy is not subject to discipline when a safety belt causes him to violate the Nudity Rule (Rule #1) by partially or substantially covering or concealing his genitalia. Smoking and Vaping (See below, Rule #93) is prohibited in all vehicles without the specific permission of the Master, the vehicle owner, and all occupants. Side trips while driving which are necessary due to highway construction or detours will not be considered Unnecessarily Wasting Energy (See below, Rule #250), but stops and side trips for recreational purposes must be provisionally approved in advance or authorized by protocol.

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Rule 013-B — Duties & Chores — Chauffeur and Driving Responsibilities
Classified: Household Duties