The Naked House Boy is responsible for Recreation SetUp and cleanup for pool parties, birthday socials, themed events and approved downtime which may include things like volleyball nets and water basketball hoops, ping pong and indoor tennis tables, karaoke machines and celebratory decorations and similar and related recreational items, doing so either alone or with another House Boy (if available) and avoiding poor judgement and other violations which might suggest that application of any recreational implement (like a ping pong paddle) might be best applied to the House Boy’s buttocks as a learning lesson prior to the actual recreational activity.

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The Master hosts a variety of events throughout the year, including pool parties, barbeques, movie nights, birthday socials, and themed events around holiday periods including Christmas, New Years, Birthday Socials and others. At these clothed events the Houseboy must remain naked (since that is his Official Uniform) whether or not he is expected to continue his mundane household chores or is instructed to greet the arriving guests and serve refreshments instead.

Prior to each hosted event, Master will post or inform the Houseboy about planned activities and recreational needs including decoration, setup and placement of furniture and accessories like ping pong tables, karoke machines, basketball nets or hoops, gaming devices and food prep needs or additional chairs. The Houseboy is then responsible for proper safety, setup and testing before guests arrive, and doing with minimal disruption to his normal duties and chores. For larger events where additional assistance may be needed for will be refreshment service, valet duty or other things like cleanup, a Temporary Houseboy may to invited to report a day early and undress for weekend service to assist with whatever is necessary.

In the example photo, two Houseboys work to convert an unused room into a table tennis area for indoor activity during an upcoming pool party. The option of indoor relief from summer provides options for those who sunburn easily, or prefer competitive activities when the pool is being used for social downtime. After the Houseboys complete the table tennis setup, they take advantage of the required “testing of the equipment” and enjoy a few games of ping pong themselves before moving in to other duties. They may also use the same excuse after the event before they disassemble and storing the table tennis equipment, though they must be careful not to miss any scheduled household chores, since ping pong paddles make an effective disciplinary implement for their bare bottoms should they fail to meet expectations.

Houseboys must adhere to all safety guidelines during any Recreation Setup and use, including instructions from the equipment manufacturers including electrical cord placements, safe lifting techniques and that water and electricity should not mix. Equipment which may be used for competitive gaming must be assembled and displayed with fair and honest gaming in mind, and would not intentionally give unfair advantage to any participant is in violation of the No Cheating Policy (See Index, Rule #39). Master may also direct that any Houseboy retrieve and display the Twister Layout (See Index Rule #152) is normally stored in the boy’s bedroom to a suitable location so it will be available to guests as a backup activity.

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Rule 003-B — Recreation Setup
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