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The Handy Dandy Paddle Stand

Was out shopping at Marshall’s today (for those not living in America, Marshall’s is a chain of stores that sells cut-price clothing, housewares, and all manner of things you might want), and they are currently stocking a handy dandy paddle stand! Cornertime Confidential felt an emergency blogpost was in order since these things run out all the time and then never return to stores.

My Daddy was having dinner and said, “So why do you need 4 small cutting boards?…uh…oh…wait a minute…Oh, I get why you bought these!”

And that’s when I took one of the paddles, placed it next to him at the table, and said, “Please take this home with you, so we have a proper paddle at your house when you need to Spank.”

Daddy smiled and we discussed how his roommate would be out until Wednesday, so I should come over on Tuesday for a proper, sound Maintenance Spanking.

The results of Marshall’s paddles

By the time you read this blogpost, my fanny will be red, courtesy of Marshall’s. I highly encourage you all to run, not walk, to your nearest Marshall’s. Head to the housewares section where they keep cutting boards and get yourself a handy dandy paddle stand. The stand holds 4 really really sturdy paddles that look like they’ll never break no matter how solid your boys’ bottoms are.

If you see someone elbowing you out of the way to get at them in the store, it’s probably just another Cornertime Confidential reader. So play nice!

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This reblog comes from ‘Cornertime Confidential’, an interesting and informative blog devoted to spankers and spankees. While spanking isn’t the primary focus of what I do, corporal punishment is used for correction on House Boys who act out or fail to meet expectations, and some of my house guests have expressed curiosity about disciplinary procedures (asking detailed questions and even dropping in just about the time a pre-scheduled discipline is about to take place). 

For the more vanilla visitors – including first-time guests – the Handy Dandy Paddle Stand could make an interesting conversation starter, and I’ve authorized funds to be spent on the purchase of one ASAP. When new implements arrive, they need to test for defects (of course!) and a House Boy has already been notified of his selection for this duty. Product testing is considered an ‘Educational Initiative’ and not punishment (See below, Rule #119), and the boy should not feel ashamed that he will be required to bend over naked and assist Master in determining that the new implements meet Quality Control specifications. As with all of his duties and chores, the House Boy has no right to privacy during this activity, regardless of who may present and could observe. 

The Handy Dandy Paddle Stand is considered a ‘Freedom of Speech Prop’ (See below, Rule #319) and the Master has the right to place it on display at any time, anywhere on the property. I think it’ll make an interesting display item, wouldn’t you agree? 

‘Cornertime Confidential’ has made some kind comments about 'Rules and Protocols’ in the past, and @jaketeneby is on my short list of guys I’d like to meat someday. Oops, I meant *meet*, really I did. (Something about cutting boards has me thinking about meat, go figure). Anyway, if you’re curious about spanking, check out 'Cornertime’ at the link below.