The Naked House Boy is responsible for Making And Serving Morning Coffee or other beverages as instructed or previously scheduled on the daily planner. He shall be responsible for failing to meet reasonable expectations when he oversleeps or does not properly program any timed device, including alarm clocks, coffee makers, or intelligent home devices.

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Rule 231-M — Making And Serving Morning Coffee 
Classified: Household Duties